32 facts about me…

Today is only my bloody birthday *Insert balloon and present emoji* – I’ve hit the ripe old age of 32. BOOOOO.

Where the last 2 years have gone from sipping cocktails overlooking NYC skyline for my 30th are beyond me.

To help celebrate I have complied a list of facts, 1 for each year I’ve graced this beautiful planet:

  1. I have no middle name.
  2. I’ve worn glasses since the age of 10.
  3. I have 2 tattoos (mirror image).
  4. I’m left-handed.
  5. I love dinosaurs.
  6. I’ve climbed to the top of mount Snowdon.
  7. I won a colouring competition (aged 8).
  8. My whole wardrobe is basically black/grey.
  9. I have over 15 pairs of trainer.
  10. I have no wisdom teeth.
  11. I used to have a paper round (child labour).
  12. I’ve been on 48 plane journeys.
  13. I’ve had 4 operations.
  14. My favourite food is pizza.
  15. I can roller skate.
  16. I bite my nails.
  17. My favourite toy growing up was Lego.
  18. I have a weird obsession with houseplants.
  19. I’ve never eaten an oyster.
  20. I own 3 pieces of taxidermy.
  21. I’m a dirty smoker.
  22. My dream is to live in France
  23. I’ve been to 17 festivals.
  24. I need a coffee in the morning before moving.
  25. I get seasick.
  26. I snore.
  27. My favourite colour is green.
  28. I work in an office.
  29. My favourite tipple is a rum & cola.
  30. I dislike Bruce Forsyth with a passion.
  31. I have size 10 feet.
  32. I’m very indecisive.

WOW. If you are reading this, you made it without boring the shit out of yourself on random facts about me.

I’m off to plough through a birthday cake and drink copious amounts of prosecco/red wine/rum to celebrate commiserate reaching mid-life.

Catch you on the flip side.


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